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National Review and Steynonline ^ | 5 July 2011 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 07/09/2011 12:01:34 AM PDT by JLS

This fall marks the centenary of William Mitchell. You may not have heard of him, but in his day he was a big cheese. Indeed, he was a big processed cheese, with what’s now Kraft Foods. Mitchell invented Cool Whip and quick-set Jell-O and powdered egg whites for cake mix. He was in the grand tradition of American entrepreneurial energy: Henry Ford made travel faster, Alexander Graham Bell made communication faster, Bill Mitchell made Jell-O even faster. When he died, I wrote an appreciation and noted his one great miscalculation, late in life. He noticed the dahlias growing on his daughter’s land, came up with the idea of roasting their tubers, and created a brown substance with a coffee-like taste that he called Dacopa.

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Steyn comments on the rise of inconvenience food and its implications for culture.
1 posted on 07/09/2011 12:01:42 AM PDT by JLS
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To: TheOldLady; Rummyfan; Howlin; riley1992; Miss Marple; Dane; sinkspur; steve; kattracks; ...

Mark Steyn ping.

Freepmail me, if you want on or off the Mark Steyn ping list.


2 posted on 07/09/2011 12:11:19 AM PDT by JLS (How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress)
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To: JLS

Yeah, but like he says in the article, luxuries like Mochafrappucinolattes are the first to go in such times as these. A thousand Starbucks have bit the dust.


3 posted on 07/09/2011 12:11:37 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: JLS

I know Starbucks has its fans here on FR, but I hate them and avoid them to the largest extent possible (rarely I must have them, such as when traveling and the only coffee the hotel offers is SB).

Their coffee tastes horrible, almost burnt. They were somewhat predatory in the early days and ran what was a very burgeoning independent coffee-shop/lounge trend out of business using their scale to squeeze the indies out. And as the article implies I find it absurd to stand in long lines and wait for a coffee. I do drink coffee almost daily, but I don’t make coffee a destination. I don’t seek it out. If I am in a walking friendly city like NYC and desire one, I will get coffee in a Bodega in 30 seconds before I seek out a long SB line. On the way to work I would stop at a 7-11 before any Starbucks.

Very often there is coffee for sale within 100 feet of a SB that can be had in seconds, yet people wait for SB instead.

A few weeks ago I was in Paris, took a trip to through the Catacombs. On the way out we stopped for a minute just to ponder what we had seen, and a Frenchman stopped and joined our conversation. When we decided to go he asked what we were going to do and we said we were off to get a coffee and he said “there is a Starbucks 2 blocks over there” and we could only laugh. We weren’t sure whether he thought we would want it because we are American, or because it is trendy. We told him we despise SB, and that we wanted good old fashioned French Café coffee - double espress, please. True story. SB is taking over the world.


4 posted on 07/09/2011 1:14:41 AM PDT by monkeyshine
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To: monkeyshine

Count me into “The Plain Damn Cup of Coffee Club.”


5 posted on 07/09/2011 2:03:36 AM PDT by GATOR NAVY ("The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -Dennis Prager)
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To: JLS

Sheetz. We stop there every morning. They make a good cup of coffee!

Forget Starbucks. As another poster said, their coffee tastes burnt.

And forget the flavored garbage!


6 posted on 07/09/2011 3:24:50 AM PDT by sneakers ("Obama is like the dog that chased a car and caught it. Now he doesn't know what to do with it.")
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To: JLS

I loathed SB from the gitgo. Something about the “lifestyle” of it all bothered me. Way too synthetically “cool”. And the fact that a simple, 8 oz. cup-of-joe isn’t even on the fussy menu — you have to ask for one before they’ll dig out a little cup from a dusty place below the counter.

Stein’s broader point, that Americans aren’t awake to what’s happening all around them, amidst all the pricey stimuli, is true and worrisome.


7 posted on 07/09/2011 4:01:45 AM PDT by fullchroma
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To: monkeyshine; sneakers

Several FReepers researched coffee retailers a while back, for some reason, and found that Starbucks made more cups per pound of coffee than any other outlet. It’s burnt to disguise the fact that it would otherwise just taste like sugar-water.


8 posted on 07/09/2011 4:12:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: sneakers

By volume, Starbucks sells more milk than coffee.


9 posted on 07/09/2011 4:12:25 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: monkeyshine

Dunkin Doughnuts makes excellent coffee. Back in the old days (when it was cheap), I used to drink a lot of it. Now its over $2 for a medium (w/tax), I mostly pass. Maybe once a month or so.


10 posted on 07/09/2011 4:29:16 AM PDT by rbg81
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To: rbg81

DH and I have shifted to McDonald’s coffee...it’s very good and cheaper than DD’s and of course SB’s.


11 posted on 07/09/2011 4:43:44 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
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To: JLS
Inertia has never been cooler. It’s seeped out of the coffee house to stalk the land. I mean Barack Obama barely even bothers to pretend he’s got a plan for debt “reduction” or Medicare “reform,” does he?

Stoners.
12 posted on 07/09/2011 5:14:23 AM PDT by visualops (Proud Air Force Mom)
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To: rbg81
"Dunkin Doughnuts makes excellent coffee."

I'm with you. I seldom buy coffee unless I'm traveling, but when I do, I prefer DD or Cinnabon. Starbucks coffee tastes burned and I've never cared for their pastries.

13 posted on 07/09/2011 5:21:02 AM PDT by Think free or die
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To: monkeyshine

Although I usually drink my coffee from home, I have tried 7-11 and enjoyed it. I do tend to find that it is much better during the coffee “rush” times because it is fresh. Our 7-11’s have half and half, milk and flavorings of all sorts. I like a stronger bodied coffee so I buy Peet’s when it is on sale or Costco’s brand of Columbian coffee. To be honest, I think I tried a SB’s once. I was “corrected” on the SB term when I ordered a “large”. I thought to myself, “If I need to be educated on the proper way to order a stupid cup of coffee then this isn’t the place for me” LOL!


14 posted on 07/09/2011 5:23:43 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree

Ditto to everyone - I hate Starbucks. I don’t think they sell much coffee only, but make it on the sugared-up specialty drinks to disguise the flavor of their disgusting coffee. I make my own or get 7-11, black or with half and half, not the flavored stuff. I’m not a purist, just like the taste of coffee.


15 posted on 07/09/2011 5:39:27 AM PDT by gramho12
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To: gramho12

There is one flavored, sugary coffee at 7-11 and I treat myself once a year. It is usually offered in the Fall and it is a pumpkin spice. One a year and I feel like that is a dessert. Sometimes the kids will even get a hot chocolate there and that is a treat for them. However, I am a purist like you. Strong, good coffee taste (I use half and half since it coats my tempermental stomach).


16 posted on 07/09/2011 5:50:44 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: monkeyshine
Dunkin Donuts does make the best coffee (of the chains). I think Starbucks got so popular because they perpetuated the image that upwardly mobile professionals prefer to go there and as a result, everybody else wanted to be seen there. The "cool" image of Starbucks got so ridiculous that there were people at my work that would wash out their paper cups from Starbucks and fill it up with coffee from the office coffeepot. That way, they could have their co-workers think that they actually got their coffee from the Starbucks down the street as opposed to the pedestrian coffee urn down the hallway.

For a while, upwardly mobile professionals started avoiding the Dunkin Donuts because they did not want to be seen there. DD's had the reputation of being a place for blue-collar, working class people, and here in the Boston metro area, that is seen as a bad thing by a lot of the pretentious people who live around here (these are the same people that enthusiastically vote for the likes of John Kerry and Barney Frank).

However, I have always liked the Dunkin Donuts and they still make the best coffee in Beantown. Even though sometimes I have to get stuck behind the old lady with a large handbag who takes forever to pick out her donuts and then, realizing she is expected to pay for it, takes another five minutes to dig through that large handbag for loose change.

Here in Boston area, we are absolutely saturated with Dunkin Donuts, which is a good thing because you are never more than a few minutes away from one. To be honest, even though there are obviously a lot of Starbucks, I forget where most of them are. I only go there to get gift certificates around Christmas time for my yuppie relatives.

17 posted on 07/09/2011 5:57:42 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: libertarian27; rbg81

I’ve also gone over to McD’s (heresy!) since they switched to a different process and Newman’s coffee. I like dark roast, but Starbucks pretentiousness makes me vomit (Tall? Grande? Venti? —from a fabricated language that doesn’t even exist! —Ugh!) Oh, and for rbg81, it’s Dunkin’ DONUTS, not Doughnuts. Yeesh!


18 posted on 07/09/2011 6:30:49 AM PDT by Humble Servant
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To: JLS; SamAdams76; monkeyshine
Would you put money on his contemporary American elites to rouse themselves before catastrophe strikes? Or is somnolent, myopic complacency unto the end the way to bet?

Interesting thoughts from Steyn. His metaphor for Americans' disinterest in the world around us collapsing is that we spend lazy time in coffee bars - and that it's a sign of our indifference. But I think the Tea Party might answer his question best. Americans are not going to lie down while the currently powerful destroy this country.

Howard Schultz built a global empire. If you want to understand how, his biography is an excellent read. He made lots of money - for himself and for the companies who supply and work with Starbucks, and has created hundreds of thousands of jobs over the years. He's a wealth creator. He should be applauded for his business acumen, not derided because his product doesn't fit everyone's idea of perfection. The popularity of SB's over the years has spawned massive competition - too many companies and roasters to count. And out west, while SB's is still popular, several other coffee co's are almost as popular. Schultz not only created a popular brand, he helped create an entire industry.

A 12 oz. Wawa is $1.25, same size SB's is $1.50-$1.65. Sometimes I pay the premium, sometimes not. After spending nine years on the west coast, a great deal of it around Seattle, I grew to like SB's - though having a preference for the medium-to-strong blends. There were so many of SB's around - and eventually other coffee companies, that I developed a real taste for good, strong, flavorful coffee. The really milds and really strongs aren't favorites. Living back here in the northeast, I am wary of some of the SB's because they can brew very weak coffee, I mean dishwater weak. Frappuccino's are good - I put a shot of espresso in if I get one. No other sweet drinks for me though - no lattes or capps. I'm a truck driver - don't need to look cool. LOL!

19 posted on 07/09/2011 6:33:38 AM PDT by floozy22
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To: monkeyshine

“Their coffee tastes horrible, almost burnt.”

If you get a French Roast, yes - that’s what a French Roast is: slightly burned.
Get a medium roast (IIRC they’ll brew anything custom if you ask nice) and SB makes a good cup of coffee.


20 posted on 07/09/2011 6:37:40 AM PDT by ctdonath2
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