[Doc Savage]

I'm a Democrat because:

I'm a moron

I'm a genetic mutant

I'm a simpleton

I need to be in a mental hospital under observation

I rode my Harley into a tree at 110 mph without a helmet

My pregnant herpes-infected mental-defective girl friend thinks I'm cool

I ate too many Twinkies

Stephen Spielberg said I should be

I like hanging around with long-haired, dope-smoking, lice-ridden Daily Kos assholes who all think like me.

[gibsosa]

LOL!! Funny, but true...