Answer the question. Choose.
Excluded Middle (False Dichotomy, Faulty Dilemma, Bifurcation):
assuming there are only two alternatives when in fact there are more. For example, assuming Atheism is the only alternative to Fundamentalism, or being a traitor is the only alternative to being a loud patriot.
i accept your humble and gracious surrender
unless you think the constitution has some magic words required in a surrender
(and yes, i still suck)