[Eleutheria5]

Hamas Leader: What? No Intifada? I am POd. We're going to have to cancel the unity deal we had. Take that missile. And that one and that one.

Fatah: We are no longer unified with Hamas, so now let's resume negotiations. You do want the missiles to stop, don't you? President Obama! Israel's being recalcitrant again, and Bibi's making faces at me!

[xjcsa]

Palestinians: No 3rd Intifada Planned

Translation: 3rd Intifada begins tomorrow.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

Don't worry Jimmuh. The devil is a liar. Besides, the Iranians will stop sending them money if there's no violence against Israel.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Anyone have any idea when the second astro flotilla is scheduled?

[Zeppo]

Fatah member Jibril Rajoub told Israelis on Wednesday that violence was not on the Palestinian agenda.

Uh oh, these guys are habitual liars...

[Recovering_Democrat]

The third intifada is not needed, because Hussein is doing the diplomatic equivalent.