‘Bout damn time somebody stood up for my Constitutionally guaranteed Civil Right to a Comfy Chair. When they gonna get around to my God-Given Right to decently luxurious BMW-type transportation? And frankly, this damn gubbamint is pretty much falling down on my lawn care.
I thought that the comfy chair was a torture used by the Spanish Inquisition.
Hey Servant, I’m standing up for you! Your Bimmer is right down the street with a bunch of others. Take your pick, work fast but quietly and no spinning the tires out of the lot.