He should have asked me for the most simple and
effective wart cure, I learned this from my
grand mother who had not a wart on her ever.
Go to a crossroads, find a small smoothe stone,
bring it back home, in the light of a full moon
rub the wart with the stone enough to make it bleed
on the stone. Now take the stone and wrap it up in a
box with wrapping paper and ribbon like a present,
then take it back to the cross roads and leave it there
when someone comes along and picks up the gayly
wrapped package your wart will go away. Simple huh.
I’ve got a good cure for lock jaw too...
Another unusual fact.
You cannot dig a hole and then put all the dirt back
in the hole, there will always be some left over...
unless you do it by moonlight.
The same thing works with moonshine but there is rarely
any left over...
Or...one could just secure a roofing nail in Vice Grips, heat head of nail to cherry red and then vaporized the wart with the nail.