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Man shoots finger off in wart removal (hold muh beer)
ninemsn (Australia) ^ | Jun 16 2011

Posted on 06/15/2011 8:21:21 PM PDT by Mount Athos

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To: ransomnote; Mount Athos; Clemenza
As he recovers from his injury, I’m sure the Obama administration would like to start vetting him for a position as an economic adviser....

President Truman always wanted a one-handed economist. At least this is a start. He wouldn't be able to engage in as much finger pointing.

21 posted on 06/15/2011 8:38:15 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Mount Athos

Wart-B-GoneTM (also removes heads)

22 posted on 06/15/2011 8:40:29 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: boatbums
He's lucky he didn't have genital warts or he might have shot off his weiner.
23 posted on 06/15/2011 8:41:14 PM PDT by peeps36 (America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
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To: tet68

Or...one could just secure a roofing nail in Vice Grips, heat head of nail to cherry red and then vaporized the wart with the nail.


24 posted on 06/15/2011 8:41:27 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Mount Athos

Now watch. A bigger wart will grow back where his finger used to be.


25 posted on 06/15/2011 8:44:14 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Deaf Smith

You could do it that way but then when the wart
grew out it would push the roofing nail out of
where it was embeded in your skin.

Sometimes old ways ARE best...


26 posted on 06/15/2011 8:45:18 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: dennisw
"caravan"

That's British for mobile home, y'all.

27 posted on 06/15/2011 8:46:59 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

When I was a senior in high school, I had a wart on my chin. It was most embarrassing and was impossible to hide. Finally my dad dragged me up to a GP who froze the area around the wart and within minutes had cut it off, then cauterized it. Twenty minutes after going in, we left his office and I was wart-free. That was over 50 years ago. I would’ve thought that the NHS would’ve figured that out by now, so that the Yorkshire lad would still have his finger. Watch out for Obama care.


28 posted on 06/15/2011 8:47:19 PM PDT by Ax
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To: Signalman

“Just think, after Obamacare goes into effect, we’ll be doing the same thing...because we won’t be able to see a doctor for 6 mos.”

Get ready for the ‘back alley’ wart removal procedures. I guess he’s lucky he didn’t get charged with practicing medicine without a license.


29 posted on 06/15/2011 8:50:12 PM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: Mount Athos

“Warts and all: Murphy’s stump can be clearly seen in this image....”

Somehow, I could see the phrase “Murphy’s stump” becoming something of a meme.


30 posted on 06/15/2011 8:50:30 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Tired of being seen as idiots, the American people went to the polls in 2008 and removed all doubt.)
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To: Mount Athos

Stump water; dead cat; midnight; full moon; ask Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer.

This guy was just plain nuts; the shotgun never works, no matter how much beer-—it takes at least a fifth of Scotch!


31 posted on 06/15/2011 8:52:18 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Mount Athos

laughing....too hard.....to breathe


32 posted on 06/15/2011 8:58:25 PM PDT by Grunthor (Make the lefts' collective brain cell implode; Cain/Bolton 2012.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

LOL


33 posted on 06/15/2011 9:04:04 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Mount Athos

What happens if he grows one on his Weiner?


34 posted on 06/15/2011 9:06:30 PM PDT by eaglestar
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To: Mount Athos
Works better than a 12 gauge


35 posted on 06/15/2011 9:16:27 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: Mount Athos

seriously? haven’t these people ever heard of gray duct tape?


36 posted on 06/15/2011 9:16:49 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat is not getting knocked down, it is not getting back up.)
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To: Mount Athos

>> The 38-year-old was charged with possessing an illegal firearm

It’s absolutely asinine that possession of a firearm is normally considered illegal.


37 posted on 06/15/2011 9:20:36 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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To: Mount Athos

How long before he sues the shotgun manufacturer for not having a “Not for Wart Removal Use” warning label? I’m sure plenty of lawyers would take the case..


38 posted on 06/15/2011 9:31:55 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Mount Athos
He said he didn't expect to lose most of his finger in the shooting.

Put this bozo on the Darwin Award wait list.

39 posted on 06/15/2011 9:39:22 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Mount Athos

Another advert for the NHS there.


40 posted on 06/15/2011 9:41:38 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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