...officials found body armor, guns, a rifle, a dozen cellphones and “a hat with the U.S. Border Patrol logo...”
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I have several “guns”, several “rifles”,
and there are probably close to a dozen cellphones here if I were to count them all up (me, wife, son, other son, daughter in law, plus a half a dozen older models in a junk box somewhere).
I have a hat that says FBI on it and a jacket that says “security” on it,
I would have some body armor if I thought I could afford it.
Oh, my goodness, I also have some diesel fuel and some fertilizer out in the tool shed and there are some electrical wires and stuff in the pile of junk on my workbench!
I guess all that makes me guilty of something, or at least a suspect in your eyes?
...and a forensic exam of your computer shows you frequent "right wing" sites like Free Republic...
I actually have an 80's era flak jacket around here, I got it on ebay for about $50, I thought it would be a fun thing to have. Couldn't count on it to stop a bullet, but I'm sure could be described by hyperventilating reporters as "body armor."