This episode, my friends, is what’s known as “getting even”. They had an argument, he left, and she wanted to get back at him in any way she could, so she decided to call the law on him and use them to do her “dirty” work. He isn’t suicidal, never was. He is guilty only of not giving in to her irrational (probably liberal) demands.
He needs a new girlfriend. His old one can be labeled psycho ex GF.