and then theres the soccer Moms
“Romney says his Mom was the block chauffeur”
And coal miners
“Romneys Dad died of Black Lung”
and tennis players
“Romney Had Mean Backhand in College”
and mountain climbers and rock climbers
“Romney has scaled the heights”
and then theres the medical profession
“Mitt Romney Induces Sickness”
and veterans and military
“Romney No Stranger to Conflict”
and the college crowd and athletes
“Romney Studies Presidential Run”
You left out PETA:
“Romney lets dog enjoy air conditioned vista on trip.”