Dear Gov. Andrew Cuomo,
The University of Oklahoma graduates several petroleum engineers every semester.
You can hire a Black, Hispanic, Female, Gay one, if it’ll make you feel any better; but hire one and listen to ‘em.
That way, maybe you won’t sound like a FRACing (yes, it’s spelled “FRACing”)IDIOT.
Just trying to help,
Mush the Helpful
No, this “FRACKING” is much too dangerous to be used by northeasterners. We will continue to use fracturing down here and sell the oil and gas at the current world prices to the ones who fear fracing.