To: sniper63
Try a quarter inch slice of a fresh Texas Sweet Onion, on good wheat bread and slathered with Miracle Whip, then add a generous amount of black pepper.
Better than a burger.
31 posted on
05/27/2011 9:47:13 AM PDT by
itsahoot
(We make jokes, they make progress. Dimmitude, get used to it.)
To: itsahoot
The Texas 1015 Sweet Onions are OK, but not nearly as ood as Walla Wala Sweets.
To: itsahoot
“Try a quarter inch slice of a fresh Texas Sweet Onion, on good wheat bread and slathered with Miracle Whip, then add a generous amount of black pepper.
Better than a burger.”
I will completely agree with you (although I prefer my more local Vidalias ;) ).
Then if you add a slice of fat garden tomato, and a big glass of milk, yum-O!!
Give me a nap after that, and life is grand.
44 posted on
05/27/2011 10:48:16 AM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: itsahoot
Try a quarter inch slice of a fresh Texas Sweet Onion, on good wheat bread and slathered with Miracle Whip, then add a generous amount of black pepper.
Better than a burger.
Sorry. By definition, anything that has been even anywhere near a container of Miracle Whip is inedible, as well as possibly toxic to human life.
I once worked on a project where we bought the easements for a pipeline running from a refinery to a facility where Kraft manufactured Miracle Whip. The product to be transported to Kraft was asphaltene residue, i.e., that stuff from the bottom of the barrel after you've cracked the usable asphaltenes off.
I asked, "Why does Kraft want this god-awful petroleum waste product?"
"It's a feedstock for Miracle Whip. Hey...they want it, we'll ship it to 'em."
46 posted on
05/27/2011 11:00:08 AM PDT by
Milton Miteybad
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