[beaversmom]

It’s amazing what men will sacrifice for some tail. Not being a man, I don’t understand it; but that urge is one mighty powerful deal. If she had a least been a hottie it wouldn’t excuse it, but make it a little more understandable. Anyway, he’s not the first and won’t be the last.

[Last Dakotan]

I told my wife this morning -
The good news is I'm not stupping the maid -
The bad news is we don't have a maid so she has to do her own cleaning.

She didn't find it funny for some reason....

[bkopto]

That’s also how I see it. My first thought, upon seeing the woman, was, “What the @#%@ was he thinking? Was he really that hard up? Of course, looking at that bony bag of a wife of his, who knows? The male sex drive knows almost no boundaries, and without it, the human race probably would have died out long ago.

[Iron Munro]

If she had a least been a hottie it wouldn’t excuse it, but make it a little more understandable.

Ahnold is not only an immoral maggot. He's an immoral maggot with extremely bad taste.