[Lazamataz]

Hating fags is part of being a "True American?"

Yes. In the Immigration and Nationalization test, the following question appears:

73. You see a homosexual. You:
    A) Wish him a good day, while making no eye contact.
    B) Give him advice about good Musical Shows that are 
       presently playing.
    C) Kick his ass, pee on him, and set him on fire.
    D) Offer him help on his rent and transportation costs.

The correct answer, of course, is C).

[CodeToad]

“) Kick his ass, pee on him, and set him on fire.”

LOL!

Nice, but you forgot “...before he molests your son or tries to indoctrinate him into his sodomistic sexual practices.”