See #9, I think it is mainly pediatrians who ask it, AND they direct the question at your kid not you. They ask a whole list of similar questions, such as, “Do you where a helmet when you ride your bike?”
Hmmm. I’m going to have to prep my son for his 3 year appointment.
Ped: “Are there guns in your home?” Roman: “How else will Mommy shoot rabbits out of the garden?”
Ped: “Do you wear a bicycle helmet?” Roman: “Do I look like a candy ass?”
I would totally be okay with my son cussing if he gave that reply.
“Do you where a helmet when you ride your bike?”
Yes, well, maybe the better question is to ask whether you SIT on one........ ;>