Ping!
Where’s the obligatory Viking Kitty pic?
I guess it’s safe to say that the cat won.
ping
There’s probably more to this story then were being told. Domesticated cats don’t do this sort of thing unless there was something else going on.
Don’t mess with Lizzy ping
Was it his cat, or was he a visiting persons in said cats home.
Cats know who is good and who is bad and also knows those who don’t like them.
I have my 2 little freaks (had 3 but Kitty died in 12/16). My sister does not like cats and my 2 that are left know it. They do not come out when she is there.
My bff on the other hand have the 2 of them ALL over her, which I feel bad because she is allergic. She has one of her own, but they know who likes them and who doesn’t.
Hey Cletus, watch this....
He’s just a shill trying to get on TV.
“My Cat From Hell” [New TV series; w/video]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2715612/posts
What?!!!! A CAT was injured?!!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!
WINNING !!
If it was anything like the cat attack in the first half of this video, I’m not surprised. They can be extremely vicious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIoOJKLHeY0
What a pussy!
How to Give a Pill to a Cat
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat’s mouth open with small wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet mignon. Hold head vertically and pour ½ pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture store on way home to order new table.
That boys and girls is why a .22-250 is the best and fastest way to teach a cat to do a back flip.
