Osama tried to shoot all of the Navy SEALs a la the final scene in "Scarface." Osama was taking a nap in his bed and they shot him. Panetta drank a root beer. He drank a Ginger Ale. They got updates on Twitter. Obama orchestrated the entire operation himself even while he was a Community Organizer in Chicago. Osama just posted his latest status on Facebook.
LOL!