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King of Norway's personal soldiers hid under beds when his distress alarm sounded
Daily Mail ^ | 15th April 2011

Posted on 04/15/2011 9:58:23 PM PDT by george76

When the King of Norway's personal guards heard an emergency alarm earlier this week, rather than rushing to the aid of their ruler at the Royal Palace, they hid under their beds.

The distress alarm is sounded to warn the King's Guard that a member of the royal family is in danger.

But instead of running from their barracks to the nearby Royal Palace, some of the men hid under their beds and in the bathroom so they wouldn't have to report for duty.

Luckily the alarm was just an emergency drill - but the royal guards did not know this.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: jackwagens; norway; yellowmakesthemcry
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Guard of dishonour: King of Norway's personal soldiers hid under beds when his distress alarm sounded

1 posted on 04/15/2011 9:58:26 PM PDT by george76
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The muzzies are going to eat them alive.


2 posted on 04/15/2011 10:04:04 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: george76

Off with their heads!


3 posted on 04/15/2011 10:04:34 PM PDT by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: george76

Up the lutefisk rations immediately!


4 posted on 04/15/2011 10:06:18 PM PDT by sailor4321
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To: george76

Most of the good ones are over here.


5 posted on 04/15/2011 10:12:40 PM PDT by norge (The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heels.)
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To: george76

The King needs to hire some Gurkhas.


6 posted on 04/15/2011 10:15:18 PM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (March 2010: Congress shoved Obamacare down our throats. November 2010: We will shove it back!)
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To: george76

Jeeze.....how the Vikings have fallen!


7 posted on 04/15/2011 10:17:02 PM PDT by eddie willers
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Who do they recruit, Republican senators?


8 posted on 04/15/2011 10:17:53 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Shemp was the Fourth Stooge of the Apocalypse.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
brutal!!!

accurate but brutal

9 posted on 04/15/2011 10:19:00 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the US)
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To: Jeff Chandler

That’s gonna leave a mark.


10 posted on 04/15/2011 10:19:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Jeff Chandler

lol.


11 posted on 04/15/2011 10:20:58 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
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To: george76

All the Berserkers have long gone..


12 posted on 04/15/2011 10:23:30 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: george76
Hiding under beds must be the new way to get to Valhalla.
Valkyries are going to have a tough time of it getting to them boys.
13 posted on 04/15/2011 10:27:29 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: Trod Upon

Well at least they did not elect one to destroy norway.


14 posted on 04/15/2011 10:29:04 PM PDT by Frantzie (HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
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Hey, making light of America's problem, THAT will earn ya friends around here.

Look, the article points out that there are some serious pussies in Norway's King's Guard. Deal with it.

15 posted on 04/15/2011 10:36:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Ouch!


16 posted on 04/15/2011 10:42:51 PM PDT by Rennes Templar
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To: george76

Sounds like being in the Royal Guard is a totally kush gig.


17 posted on 04/15/2011 10:47:20 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: george76

18 posted on 04/15/2011 10:53:06 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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They need to hire Scots. They have two alert levels.

1. You’re really pissing me off and
2. Let’s get the bastards.


19 posted on 04/15/2011 11:19:20 PM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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They need to hire Scots. They have two alert levels.

1. You’re really pissing me off and
2. Let’s get the bastards.

The new upgraded Scots have:

1. Sod off.
2. Bleedin' choob.
3. Ya really pissin me off.
3. I'll rip ya'rn head off, mate.
4. I'll fookin kill ya, I will.
5. Och, you're deid meat now.
6. I'll bleedin' flood yor house, I will!
7. I'll tear ya up, fookin doondeen squeef.

20 posted on 04/15/2011 11:26:59 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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