To: La Lydia
How about farts with with “noticeable odors...”? What’s next? Compulsory corks? Mandatory activated charcoal underwear?
10 posted on
04/05/2011 1:46:57 PM PDT by
Noumenon
("How do we know when the Government is like that guy with the van and the handcuffs?" --Henry Bowman)
To: Noumenon
No not corks, You could become an explosion hazard.
They will put a tube up your butt (gays will love this) and let your gas fuel your own personal space heater. If you’re cold, it’s your fault. If you’re too hot, it’s your fault.
13 posted on
04/05/2011 1:55:56 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Noumenon
How about farts with with “noticeable odors...”? What’s next? Compulsory corks? Mandatory activated charcoal underwear?
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