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Sheen to lead Gaddafi mercenary force
LTN ^ | 4/01/2011

Posted on 04/01/2011 6:29:49 AM PDT by cll

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TOPICS: Breaking News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: aprilfool; gaddafi; libya; looney; lunatic; sheen
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1 posted on 04/01/2011 6:29:52 AM PDT by cll
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To: cll

LOL!


2 posted on 04/01/2011 6:30:55 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: cll

Winning!


3 posted on 04/01/2011 6:31:05 AM PDT by Common Sense 101
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To: cll

Tiger blood


4 posted on 04/01/2011 6:32:19 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: cll
Nuts. I had my money on Sean Penn.


5 posted on 04/01/2011 6:33:15 AM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: cll

bump


6 posted on 04/01/2011 6:33:43 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Sacajaweau

Brilliant, I say. Sheen...the hitherto unannounced secret element to nobama’s WTF foreign policy. Just brilliant!!!! nobama IS a great leader.


7 posted on 04/01/2011 6:34:48 AM PDT by hal ogen (1st amendment or reeducation camp?)
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To: hal ogen
I feel like I'm dreaming....Libya...no drilling, no foresting, no manufacturing. Paying off companies. Giving Brazil BILLIONS for oil exploration.

No COLA for 2 years...

8 posted on 04/01/2011 6:37:23 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: cll

Charlie heard about Qadaffi’s all-female virgin bodyguard brigade ... and is taking in his own posse of goddesses to check it out


9 posted on 04/01/2011 6:37:52 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: cll

Charlie heard about Qadaffi’s all-female virgin bodyguard brigade ... and is taking in his own posse of goddesses to check it out


10 posted on 04/01/2011 6:38:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: cll

April Fool!


11 posted on 04/01/2011 6:40:43 AM PDT by American Quilter (DEFUND OBAMACARE.)
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To: Common Sense 101

12 posted on 04/01/2011 6:41:01 AM PDT by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: American Quilter

I’m surprised they’ve let this in breaking for so long.


13 posted on 04/01/2011 6:41:54 AM PDT by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: cll

We’ll be *winning* in no time.


14 posted on 04/01/2011 6:43:56 AM PDT by RockinRight (C'mon people - enough with the FR circular firing squad.)
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To: cll
He'll be about as successful as his daddy was at Gettysburg...


15 posted on 04/01/2011 6:44:47 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: cll
It'll be a slaughter...


16 posted on 04/01/2011 6:47:12 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: cll

Topper Harley: Nice place.
Ramada Thompson: It’s okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.
Topper Harley: I don’t want to go back.
Ramada Thompson: You don’t have to. I don’t want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!
Topper Harley: What about your landlady?
Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.


17 posted on 04/01/2011 6:51:45 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Powder..patch..ball FIRE!

April Fools shenanigans... I call Shenanigans!!!!@


18 posted on 04/01/2011 6:53:10 AM PDT by BallandPowder
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Admiral Benson: Gentlemen, we’ve waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

Lt. Commander Block: I think that’s the enemy coast, sir.

Admiral Benson: Huh? Coast? That’ll take a little more planning. But it doesn’t matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there’s one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I’ll get that. It’s probably for me.


19 posted on 04/01/2011 6:57:30 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: silverleaf

I think Charlie is more into raunchy porn stars and hookers than Virgins. A shy little virgin doesn’t seem his type.


20 posted on 04/01/2011 7:05:17 AM PDT by No Socialist
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