I’m sure terrorism has been ruled out...
Jihad is here, folks. Omar & Achmed are everywhere.
Only...only...aren’t airfield tarmacs off limits to almost everyboby? And aren’t surveillance cameras everywhere and you would think their watchful gaze would be especially concentrated on fuel storage lots and tanker trucks?
Strange...... maybe O & A’s pal Abdul got a job in the airport security division. Just sayin’.....