Here is a letter to the editor I sent to the local papers the following week after the election:
Titled:
THANK YOU!
To all of those that ran to the polls and voted Barack Hussein Obama into office on November 04, 2008, we want to thank you.
Thank you for voting Liberty & the Constitution out. Personally, I hated the concept that an individual is responsible for themselves.
Thank you for jeopardizing our security, and our troops, while throwing Israel under the bus (along with Grandma). God Bless you for that.
Thank you for electing a quasi President and Congress which promises to form a Separate Civil Security Force that will be funded on a scale equal to the current levels of Military (gee I was under the impression that thats what the National Guard was for what a silly idea) and where the personnel will most likely be pulled from the most radical organizations that have been underground since the late 60s. or at the very least, quasi Americans that will have no problem brutalizing fellow citizens (using their perceived oppression as the ultimate excuse for revenge) We, that voted for Freedom first sooooo appreciate it.
Oh, and if you werent paying attention on election night, your vote really buoyed peoples spirit to the point of threatening to trash the White House; all the while flying a Soviet Flag. What an inspiration! I can barely contain my elation after that spectacle.
And finally, thank you for enslaving our children and grandchildren. Your vote meant so much to their future and you came through for them in stellar fashion!!
We are so pleased that when the Chickens do come home to roosssssttt that they will be in your yard too. Cant wait.