[going hot]

You got that backwards.

[Steely Tom]

It did cross my mind that I kind of "had it backward."

But hey, it worked for David Gates (of Bread):

If a man could be two places
at one time
I'd be with you...
tomorrow and today
beside you all the way.

If you weren't around in 1971, this won't mean anything to you, and I apologize.