1 posted on
03/13/2011 3:11:36 PM PDT by
george76
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To: george76
What??? a “blue light special?” Clearance sale?? How these pirates are allowed to still exist is beyond me.
2 posted on
03/13/2011 3:15:22 PM PDT by
ColdOne
To: george76
Sounds like the pirates need to create a hostage and vessel clearinghouse of some kind. Arrrrg!
3 posted on
03/13/2011 3:15:25 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Look for the union label and just say, NO!)
To: george76
Right, so that just leaves the federal government that doesn’t understand market forces.
4 posted on
03/13/2011 3:19:51 PM PDT by
americanophile
("this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives"-Ataturk)
To: george76
That’s bad when pirating becomes a ‘supply and demand’ economy.
Too many boats/captives, too little booty/bounty.
5 posted on
03/13/2011 3:20:48 PM PDT by
TomGuy
To: george76
I say tell the Somali govt that “since you can’t control who is leaving your shores, WE WILL!”, And that means we sink everything that strays more than say 1 mile from your shore - sort of a “no-float zone”.
Screw the U.N. and what they say.
EXCEPTION: If Michael Moore is captured, then by all means the pirates should “give him a deal”.
To: george76
So the economy is even FUBAR for Jihadist pirates? That guy Obama is something else!! Will they get a bailout?
7 posted on
03/13/2011 3:21:20 PM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
("You cannot invade the US There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." Yamamoto)
To: george76
Armed pirate gangs, who have made millions of dollars capturing ships Gee, I wonder why they keep doing this.
To: george76
Just announced... Hostage Outlet opening up in east Mogadishu!
10 posted on
03/13/2011 3:24:20 PM PDT by
Shqipo
(I am the unofficial originator of the Mega-Bump! Only use judiciously.)
To: george76; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
To: george76
“Low, low ransoms!
We have to make room for new inventory now!
The boss says ‘no offer refused’!”
And my favorite sale spiel...
“I’d give them away... but my wives won’t let me!!!!!!”
14 posted on
03/13/2011 3:28:31 PM PDT by
mrsmith
To: george76
Sales personnel.
To: george76
Pay them in “Basic Economics” By Thomas Sowell.
17 posted on
03/13/2011 3:30:33 PM PDT by
CriticalJ
(Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But then I repeat myself. MT)
To: george76
Wanna talk to the manager?
To: george76
Hi. I'm crazy Achmed and have I got a craaaaazy hostage deal for you!
We have a buy one get one free this week! This week only take advantage of our craaaaaazy hostage clearance deals!
22 posted on
03/13/2011 3:35:30 PM PDT by
dennisw
( The early bird catches the worm)
To: george76
Barbara: So, when do I get out of here?
Sandy: As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.
Barbara: What's the problem? What is the ransom?
Sandy: Well, we asked for $500,000.
Barbara: That should be no problem.
Sandy: He wouldn't pay.
Barbara: He wouldn't pay?
Sandy: Then we asked him for $50,000.
Barbara: Yeah?
Sandy: He still wouldn't pay. So now we're lowering our price to $10,000.
Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I'm being marked down? [Starts crying]
Barbara: I've been kidnapped by K-Mart! Bette Midler and Helen Slater in Ruthless People
To: george76
Buy one hostage, get one free!
27 posted on
03/13/2011 3:46:18 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Look for the union label and just say, NO!)
To: george76
They’re just training for their post-asylum future as used car salesmen in Florida.
33 posted on
03/13/2011 4:17:25 PM PDT by
Moltke
(Always retaliate first.)
To: george76
They are Black and get the universal pass!
34 posted on
03/13/2011 4:27:48 PM PDT by
Cheetahcat
( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
To: george76
Goldman Sachs is probably negotiating with the pirates to offer “ransom anticipation” bonds.
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36 posted on
03/13/2011 4:32:36 PM PDT by
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
(I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!)
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