rafting has been considered to be a hazard to fish, therefore it is now banned, swimming has also been proven to harm the algae in the worlds oceans, also banned.
On the bright side, all Democratic officials and their families can now board the blacked out transport to move to their new assigned living cities, away from the chaos that our plans have initiated.
Once things settle down and the sanitation crews clean up the mess, we can live free in our country comrades.
Have a happy sort of day, third and falling......
EL
Have no FEAR, Obama is here.