okay... let me paint you a win win scenario that just may work...
drag it “far enough” out. Blow the dust off a stashed daisey cutter. Remove the extention rod, outfit it with laser guidance and bingo presto! No more ship and hazmat, no more oil. and, we’d help get rid of those in humane mega bombs!
I’m happy with that outcome... (leaning back, feet proped up on desk, lighting a smoke....)
Just make sure we get it on video!
Quick! Lock your doors. Seal the exits. Step very, very quietly away from the windows. Turn off thelights, and slooowly lay down on the floor.
You are obviously smoking indoors, have actually confessed to doing so in public, and Reno/Napolitano/Obama’s cops will around shortly to conclude the process of ridding society of your fiendish, extremist ilk.