Probably a robo call to everyone on his speed dial:
“Hey Guys, this is your, er, president of the world (.)bama calling. Looks like a little problem brewing over there in Cairo, wherever the hell that is. I hope it is not Cairo Illinois as I get some votes from there each election. Anyway, I just want you to know, I am on top of this situation here, on the weekend, and intend to get right on this with a photo opt first thing tomorrow morning at 10AM EST. I plan to have my Secretary of State, ah, Hillery, with me so you can be sure I will be up to the minute on this moving target called democracy. Meanwhile, I am glad this did not happen on Super Bowl weekend and more than happy I dont have a bet with the guy in charge in Cairo, I think his name is Treebark or something like that. We can all now hope for change in the constance stream of change. As such, we do not plan on planning for the worse. See you all on my mext world wide apology tour. Bye for now, President for Life, (.)bama.