Well, actually...
all those witnesses at Ft Hood were a little bit off on what they heard the murderer shout.
See, he was upset about the long line at the commissary,
and he was shouting “all a’ you at the snack bar!” while he shot randomly.
It had nothing to do with Islam or Allah.
Or so the apologists would have us believe.
This story deserves dark satire, for some things require that we either laugh or cry at their stupidity.