How about bacon infused vodka?
I’d try bacon infused vodka, if someone else were buying. :) Hate to get stuck with a full bottle if it is truly awful.
Would one drink it neat or with a mix of some type? I’m not keen on Bloody Mary’s but it sounds kind of good in theory, sort of a B (minus the L) T. I guess the celery would be a good ‘L’ substitute. Maybe next New Year’s Eve!