Katie Couric: 'Maybe We Need a Muslim Version of The Cosby Show'

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[GeronL]

Imagine the yucks when Muhammad brings home a third wife who is 12. Or kills a daughter for flirting with an infidel while teaching the son how to buils bombs!

“Don’t push that switch Achmed!”

“This switch?”

“Yes, don’t touch it”

“Don’t touch it like this?”

“Aaaarrrrgghhhh!!”

[MBB1984]

I think we need Katie would understand better if she lived in Saudi Arabia for a few years.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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Katie ... a plot-line suggestion for the show's second episode ...

Bill "Mohammed" Crosby can rape you, take away your drivers license ...

and then have sex with your eight-year niece visiting from the South Hampton's Rich Girls Boarding School ...

In the third episode, you and "Mohammed" can discuss the optimum civilian targets (malls, schools, synagogues) that "Mohammed's" new wife (your recently raped niece) can be sent away to ... as a Suicide Bomber ...

In the fourth episode ... "Mohammed" can decide to stone you to death for listening to Beethoven and Mozart ... and (secretly) taking the New York State Drivers License Exam ...


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[TexasRepublic]

“Seriously, we are not in the mood for a Muslim comedy show. I can assure you”

You can say that again.

[TomGuy]

Canada already has one, sort of.

It is called Little Mosque on the Prairie, IIRC.

I watched it a few times, didn’t find it funny or interesting.

[OCCASparky]

I think that last colonoscopy she had a little too much pressure behind it and caused some brain damage.

[NeoCaveman]

Epsidoe 4: Cliff buys Clair a full burka and brings home three more wives.

[sanjuanbob]

We already have a reality series of the Jeffersons playing out every day....and they’re getting their piece of the pie.

[Jolla]

Can't you just see the brother killing his sister because she dated a non-mus. That would be sooooooo funny, Katie, you should move over to programming.

[Erik Latranyi]

Liberal elitism on display:

1) There is no anti-Islamic movement. This is supported by FACTS, not liberal hysteria.

2) Americans are not stupid. We did not need Cosby to make us feel comfortable around blacks.

But, as always, liberals think honest Americans are the problem.

[jazminerose]

Complete with honor killings, rape & genital mutilation?

That would actually be a huge hit on NBC.

[mylife]

Yes, and they could use jihad rage boy in a role like JJ Walker.

Dyn-O-mite!!!

[TribalPrincess2U]

Yeah, we got accustomed to queer and lesbian comedies. Comedy is more accepted then any other medium. Take Two and a Half Men. I love the comedy but it’s so much about Charlie’s penis and porno I’m giving up on it.

A muslim comedy? Yeah, that’s the answer.
That just might do it for you lefties.

[Waryone]

I don’t know. What would the networks think of a ground breaking show full of honor killings, beheadings of the “right” people and hatred of the “joooooos?”

[OCCASparky]

It is called Little Mosque on the Prairie, IIRC.

I thought that one was set in Minneapolis.

[Ditto]

Boy. I can't wait till the episode where the daughter gets caught dating some Hindu guy and the cuddly Muslim father and her older brother kill her to preserve the family honor.

That will be hilarious. ;~((

[bwc2221]

Why don't these morons stick to reporting the news?

Katie's biggest problem is most Americans don't want to get their news from a 60 year old high school cheerleader.

[thethirddegree]

Islam is a vile, barbaric, gutter religion for a vile, barbaric, gutter people. It should be wiped from the face of the earth.

[Astronaut]

Hah! So true! Barry and Michelle are just like George and Weezy, except George worked his way up. Barry had it handed to him by affirmative action and George “Nazi-helper” Soros.

[ScottinVA]

Katie Couric: 'Maybe We Need a Muslim Version of The Cosby Show'

We already have one. It's seen on all the SRM "all-0bama" news outlets... "0bamas go to Hawaii," "0bamas go for ice cream," "0bamas go to the zoo," etc., etc.