[The Comedian]

They'd put us in the ovens if it was an option. Instead, they just settled for gifting us generational bankruptcy.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[ColdOne]

They'd put us in the ovens if it was an option. Instead, they just settled for gifting us generational bankruptcy. His term isn't up yet..........Union Ovens.

[1010RD]

With all this global cooling and food inflation we may have to burn you for fuel and eat the ashes (in some sort of paste like oatmeal I imagine).