Don’t be coy. “o wise one” implies you are picking an argument. You didn’t literally expect me to be happy with your introduction.
Are you bored on this good Boxing Day afternoon?
BTW, we don't celebrate Boxing Day in the US. If you hop in your car and drive north on I-95 until it ends at the border, you might be able to squeeze an hour or two out of it.
So, please tell me what the ideal number of children is, and whether or not you practice what you preach.