[dznutz]

There’s two types of cops in this world —those who’ve been caught in their lies and those who have yet to be caught lying...

Bet somebody got a few tickets recently. Your line is getting old.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

He gave an admission to law enforcement in January and is remorseful of what he has done. There's no reason or explanation, it was out of his character. He's thankful he got probation and accepts the judge’s sentence," said Smith’s attorney Leslie Ballin.

Imagine that. The first and only time in his career that the poor schmuck has ever lied and he gets caught. </sarcasm>

So, do you think he's sorry he did the crime, or just sorry that he got caught? </rhetorical>