Romney is the endorsed candidate of the Bushes. We all love the Bushes, right? So vote for him!
The Bush clan has vetted on Romney and concluded that Romney’s more than qualified. His appearance in Leno shows the following:
Wow! He’s so funny!
Wow! He’s so intelligent!
Wow! He’s so full of gravitas!
Wow! He’s so elegant!
Let’s vote for Romney!
Just think of the primaries and the general election as another Mr. America contest.
Forget about principles and his lack-luster economic performance as governor in MA.
And don’t even try to think of RomneyCare. The Bush intellectual academy has already found it constitutional and consistent with the wants and needs of every MA. Romney has been acquitted from Romneycare through “former presidents’ still presidential political pardon”.
GO ROMNEY GO! OBAMA NEEDS ANOTHER MCCAIN!
Besides, Jeb Bush needs a 2-termer Obama in 2016 to successfully run for Prezzident!
You mentioned a lot of great points but, seriously, you forgot to mention his hair.
It is his best feature.