[Gargantua]

Thank you for that. You've oviously never met the little minx.

The mere suggestion has me laughing seriously hard. I'd almost pay to see that. She has a right cross that rattles distant bones, and she absolutely does not suffer bullsh*t. I dated her for six months before I got a peck on the cheek. No lie.

Anybody "swoops in" once I'm gone (she is many years my junior), they'd better keep their chin down tight.

All kidding aside, I don't do "conscience."

;-\

[The Comedian]

;-)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.