[The Comedian]

You’re pretty late to the poker game, Comedian.

"Shut up", I explained.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[MasterGunner01]

EOD has been training rats to take the place of de-mining dogs because they are cheaper and can do similar things.

So . . . we use explosive sniffing rats to avoid “offending” the precious sensibilities of Muslims. Make sure the rats are big, black, and nasty looking. They'll scare both Muslims AND the affirmative action TSA thugs!