[Celtic Cross]

Leave my junk alone!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

All I can think of right now is the famous word Gen. McAulliffe said to the surrounding Germans at Bastogne,

“NUTS!”

[Silicon Cowboy]

forget flying. the train is a much better option for cost and dignity. yea, the travel time is longer but you don’t have to get felt up by some wannabe Eichmann.

[I see my hands]

"the busiest time of the year for airplane travel"

In January the propaganda will be that the flying public by and large didn't object to the professional pat downs. Those who feel all the safer flying will be interviewed. A few trouble makers, often as it turned out to be tea baggers, caused some minor disruptions at a few airports.

[DaveTesla]

Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano.
Twins from different mothers
("It's for the children")

Elect a Democrat and watch them burn the Constitution.

[FromLori]

It gets worse now they are investigating this guy and he may face an $11,000 dollar fine.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/nov/15/tsa-probe-scan-resistor/

[Intolerant in NJ]

Don’t touch my junk was a good line, but even better was his comeback when some TSA idiot told him “this isn’t considered sexually inappropriate” - “it would be if it weren’t government sponsored” he said.........

[Mongeaux]

“Don’t touch my junk” is the new “Don’t tase me, bro!”

[DoughtyOne]

U. S. T. S. A. to U. S. Citizens...

“All your junk are belong to us!”

[goldbux]

We need an image of Incompetano with her hands defensively raised near her forehead, but not occluding her white hair stripe, captioned Don't Touch My Skunk!