[Paladin2]

Get some Barium Sulfate from a source like this:

http://www.kamapigment.com/store/index.asp

Mix with linseed oil to make a paint and paint a message on underwear for the TSA to read in their X-ray scanners.

[tgusa]

I like it! Something along the lines of ‘blow me’ .....

;)

[Osage Orange]

ROFLOL!!

[I see my hands]

Or wear this:

[antivenom]

wouldn’t zinc oxide work as well?

[Polynikes]

You don't even need to get Barium Sufate. Some pennies glued on pieces of children's construction paper in the appropriate pattern would suffice. Make sure the message is broken up between several pieces of paper so as to make it harder for the TSA claim you were sending them obscene messages. If your lucky the X-ray operator would fall over laughing.

[cricket]

Mix with linseed oil to make a paint and paint a message on underwear for the TSA to read in their X-ray scanners.

LOL/ Just don't write 'Atom Bomb'. . .am doubting even a 'happy face' would not be considered provative/sigh.

[maine-iac7]

someone said milk will show up too = I'm a great granny and I'm thinking of writing FU on a t-shirt.

Whadda they gonna do? They take me in the “file room’ to strip and find nada - it doesn't show up except in the machine?

We gotta think of ways that will mess with their minds -

Also - look them in the eye and ask: “How does it feel to look in your mirror and see a Fascist?” (Guarantee when they're home alone, every time they look in the mirror, they will remember those words - even if they don't want to admit they're true.)

[MayflowerMadam]

I was wondering if there was some kind of body paint that would show up on the screen. The message possibilities are endless!