SCENARIO:
LIZARDA, QUEEN OF PORKS, WINS THE SENATE SEAT IN AK.
Description:
1. Lizarda Porky Murk will go back to DC.
2. She will find out that “earmark ban/moratorium” has been approved (we pray!).
3. She will return back to Alaska. She will tell her Alaskan porky-lovers this: “NO MORE PORKY PORKY! FEDS ARE CUTTING BUDGETS! BLAME THE TEA PARTY WINNERS!”
The Establishment Republicans (both politicians and constituents) in Alaska SUCK BIG TIME!
“The Establishment Republicans (both politicians and constituents) in Alaska SUCK BIG TIME!”
This is true throughout the nation, but they are certainly proving it there, hmm?