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Dick Cheney Has No Pulse
Gizmodo ^
| 11/09/2010
| Matt Buchanan
Posted on 11/09/2010 7:05:54 PM PST by toma29
Dick Cheney's new implant—a ventricular assist device—needed 'cause his heart is screwed, "leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart's own pulsatile beat."
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cheney; heart
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He'd still kick Scarecrow/Cowardly Lion Obama's @ss on the trip down the Yellow Brick Road.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:05:58 PM PST
by
toma29
To: toma29
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:07:12 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: toma29
Waiting for the nasty Liberals to comment on this in ....3...2...1.....
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:07:24 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("If You Don't Read The News You're Uninformed, If You Do Read The News You're Misinformed")
To: toma29
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:07:52 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: toma29
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:07:52 PM PST
by
Publius
(The government only knows how to turn gold into lead.)
To: toma29
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:08:48 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
To: SkyDancer
Were he to die, his IQ would reduce to only 10x of Obama’s.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:09:17 PM PST
by
Da Coyote
To: toma29
It is funny how life mimics art :)
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:09:35 PM PST
by
Porterville
( I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum)
To: toma29
Kinda interesting. Apropos of nothing, it reminds me of a guy I know who was born with some complications at birth, needed surgery, and ended up having the blood vessels on one side of his neck rerouted in some way. As a result, he has no pulse on that side. He's fine now, but when he played college sports, he had to keep a note on file that in the event he was ever knocked unconscious, the paramedics needed to take his pulse on the other side... so they wouldn't accidentally pronounce him dead.
To: toma29
Change the title or pull this thread. You scared me.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:11:47 PM PST
by
Vision
("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
To: cripplecreek
All hail Robot Nixon.....LOL
To: dfwgator
That’s the post I was looking for. lol
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:12:05 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
To: toma29
Robo-Cheney: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:13:14 PM PST
by
ari-freedom
(Islam is at war against America, while America is at the mall.)
To: dfwgator
I wonder if Edwards did the little rub of the palm with the index finger bit. No, I guess he didn’t. He’s still alive to create love children.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:15:03 PM PST
by
toma29
To: Da Coyote
If he were to die, his body temperature would remain above Obama’s IQ. It would be debatable if he would still have more brain activity. And he would still be the only one with a valid U. S. birth or death certificate.
We don’t exactly know how, but Obama just happens.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:16:09 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
To: jakerobins
You filthy hippies won’t have Richard Nixon Mark XII to kick around anymore.
I’ve gotta make a RoboCheney in the morning.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:17:04 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: toma29
I feel terribly sorry for Vice President Cheney that he required this device, it must have been a drastic situation for them to take this route. He has been a model of perseverance and bravery for all suffering from chronic illnesses.
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:18:21 PM PST
by
Williams
(It's the policies, stupid.)
To: cripplecreek
RoboNixon would singlehandedly crush the NVA...
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:21:05 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: toma29
To: Williams
In all seriousness, I wonder if Cheney’s in line for a transplant. Anybody here know?
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posted on
11/09/2010 7:22:36 PM PST
by
toma29
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