I blame lack of indigenous vampires, their mortal enemies, due to the cold.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
They do not fear much..
“They do not fear much..”
When gunpowder speaks, beasts obey.
One can only hope that when a pack attacks humans, that the humans are armed and kill the pack, or at least most of them.
I blame lack of indigenous vampires, their mortal enemies, due to the cold.