[Kartographer]

I would be cleaning and loading my guns, but unfortunately I lost them all while SCUBA diving.

[NorCoGOP]

I would be cleaning and loading my guns, but unfortunately I lost them all while SCUBA diving.

OK, guess I'll be the one to ask...

...um...WTH?

[vollmond]

Drinking game:

1. Take a drink every time they call a race for a Democrat with a 2 point lead with 5% of the vote in.
2. Take a drink every time they say it's too close to call when a Republican has a 8% lead with 75% of the vote in.
3. Take a drink when they call a race for a Democrat before polls close a time zone away.
4. Take a drink every time they mention the Tea Party hurting Republicans.
5. Finish the bottle when they finally call all the Republican led races once the west coast polls close.

I may need to have an ambulance standing by.