[Gay State Conservative]

“Madam,” he says, “would you sleep with me for five million pounds?” “I suppose I would,” says the woman. “We would have to discuss the terms, of course.” “Would you sleep with me for five pounds?” asks Churchill. The woman is insulted. “What kind of woman do you think I am?” she asks.“We’ve already established that,” Churchill says. “Now we’re haggling about the price.”

Great stuff! Although it's probably not true I once read that Churchill once had an exchange with a woman at a dinner party that went:

Woman: "Sir,if you were my husband,I'd poison you"

Churchill: "Madam,if you were my wife,I'd let you".

[dayglored]

Great Churchill quotes (including both of those), many even more pointed and funny:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill#Anecdotal_dialogue

[Little Ray]

Then there is

Woman: “You, sir, are drunk.”
Churchill: “And you, madam, are ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober.”