[Feline_AIDS]

The only people I’ve seen at Walmart after 11pm were toddlers. The occasional neglectful parent, of course, but they’re few and far between.

Just the other day at Walmart there was a kid screaming at the top of his lungs in Spanish, and after about five minutes of the mother doing nothing, I went over and leaned down and put my finger to my lips and opened my eyes wide and went “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

And guess what he did? He shut up!

Also, if kidnappers aren’t going to Walmart, they’re missing a fish-in-a-barrel situation.

[Alice in Wonderland]

I went over and leaned down and put my finger to my lips and opened my eyes wide and went “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

LOL, I've been known to do that . . . and it works every time!

[OCCASparky]

Also, if kidnappers aren’t going to Walmart, they’re missing a fish-in-a-barrel situation.

WHY? Chances are, the "parents" would either not care nor would they notice, and even if they did, how does one pay ransom in food stamps?

[Rebelbase]

“Also, if kidnappers aren’t going to Walmart, they’re missing a fish-in-a-barrel situation.”

Walmart is covered in security cameras inside and out.

Few weeks back my Girlfriend’s car was hit in a wallyworld parking lot by a guy cutting through parking spaces. He denied it and said it was GF’s fault until a walmart employee handed the cop a disk of the security video which played on the cop’s computer and showed the clown cutting across the parking paces.