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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; jazusamo
I haven't been able to find a decent steam iron for years now and I'm convinced that it's because of all the "green technology" that goes into their manufacture.

See, when I want a hot iron, I want it so hot that Satan would recoil from the heat. I want the walls to melt, I want the stinking wrinkles to run in horror at the iron's approach. But no, (and I actually spent over $100 for an iron in my pursuit) I imagine that expecting an iron to actually get hot is a felonious assault against Gaia and so the weapon must be mandated out of existence.

These madmen won't be happy until we're all down at the creek pounding out our hemp clothing with rocks.

Can you tell I was ironing today?

39 posted on 09/17/2010 3:20:21 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge

I would like to flush them all down the toilet, but I’d probably have to illegally import one from Canada.


41 posted on 09/17/2010 3:24:14 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: Madame Dufarge

I think I saw that model in the last season of 24. Jack was ironing somethings out with the bad guys.


79 posted on 09/17/2010 4:20:49 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Madame Dufarge
Iron on Madame, Iron on, right on, right on.....

Makes me want to go find one of those old coal Irons that they used to use 100 years ago just for spite.
80 posted on 09/17/2010 4:24:12 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist (The fool has said in his heart, " there is no GOD " ..)
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To: Madame Dufarge

I can sympathize! Got a little different story.

A year or so ago within about a month our toaster and coffee maker that we’d had for years died. The wife replaced both with good named brands (several times) and they’d just die too, like in a few days. Of course the store would replace them but she was getting tired of returning them.

She finally replaced each one with the cheapest Chinese junk she could find, no bells and whistles, just bare bones products and they’re still working just fine.

Can’t remember the cost of the coffee maker but it was cheap. I specifically remember the cost of the toaster, retail was $9.99 and the store had it on sale for a dollar off. LOL!


86 posted on 09/17/2010 4:41:54 PM PDT by jazusamo (His [Obama's] political base---the young, the left and the thoughtless: Thomas Sowell)
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To: Madame Dufarge

Me too, Madame! Trying to pick away at getting the curtains done for fall cleaning. Linen curtains need HOT irons! Couple that with not being able to find many of the common product in stores (like starch) and having to order them online. Of course that means shipping charges, GRRRR I am not in a good mood after all the trouble just to do a routine chore!


114 posted on 09/17/2010 8:37:48 PM PDT by gidget7 ("When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Madame Dufarge

I have a Europro Iron that’s connected to a tank. The water is heated in this tank and fed to the iron through a hose. It is very hot and the steam can blast out about 2 - 3 feet. I love it.


117 posted on 09/17/2010 10:26:18 PM PDT by mia
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To: Madame Dufarge
See, when I want a hot iron, I want it so hot that Satan would recoil from the heat. I want the walls to melt

Thrift shops, rummage sales, etc. might be your best bet. Either that or a couple of anitque irons sitting on the stove burners...

126 posted on 09/19/2010 1:41:30 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Madame Dufarge

Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.


132 posted on 09/20/2010 9:35:59 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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