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8 posted on 09/16/2010 3:47:34 PM PDT by festusbanjo (The Tea Party is what the Republicans used to be, the Democrats are what the Soviets used to be.)

Bugs Bunny: All right, where’s Rocky? Where’s he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: [Normal] He’s not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny: Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny: Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] All right, rabbit, you’ve convinced me. I’ll look for Rocky in the city.
[Closes door]
Bugs Bunny: The coast is clear, fellas. They’ve gone.