[dfwgator]

Are Taliban considered Kosher?

[Uncle Miltie]

Taliban may be Kosher. Since they are often Satyrs, they must have cloven hooves. And if they chew their cud (as every one here knows, mention of the Taliban must be preceded by a Barf Alert), then it is possible they are Kosher.

I’ll ask my rabbi. :-)

[HereInTheHeartland]

“Are Taliban considered Kosher?”

Only if a rabbi blesses the bullets used to bag them.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The Taliban are kosher only when they have been kept under heavily salted water for 24 hours. Then the only thing left is their “Tali-wacker” (Porky’s II).