[Graybeard58]

Let's just cut to the chase. I'm the smartest and coolest person here and the things that I do are the best and most interesting things that anyone could possibly do. Now that we all agree on that, we can have some profitable conversation.

And all my children/grand children are home schooled and are 9 grade levels above their peers in public schools. I have credit cards but pay the balances in full every month before they are even due, I'm a good marksman too, I can shoot a fly in the eye at 100 paces - while he is flying.

Feel free to add your own.

[1raider1]

That’s good, but I will ask you what I asked Drawsing. What fabulous things would you send the troops that you feel the need to share with the rest of us to show your superior thinking?

[HungarianGypsy]

I am model thin and work out every single day for about six hours. When I got married I was pure as the virgin snow and had not even looked at a man before my husband and I kissed for the first time. How is that?