My First Question: Can I be appointed the Porcelin Unicorn Czar?
My Second Question: How much does it pay?
My Third Question: When can I start?
You’ll need lots of assistants and assistants to the assistants and I’m available.
“Can I be appointed the Porcelin Unicorn Czar?”
I personally want to be the New York waiter buying multi-million dollar buildings with his...tips Czar.