“Can they ‘check’ my cars tire pressure any way other than actual, hands on?”
Maine-iac7! Guess you haven’t heard the news! Obama’s latest stimulus plan! He’s creating a new government agency, The Department of Hot Air, 50,000 union employees receiving top pay and benefits, reason being, these are highly skilled positions as ability to read a tire guage is a requirement. Anyway, you will see one of these DHA agents in your drive way soon checking the tire pressure on your 91 Buick. Oh, btw, these will be armed agents. So, don’t mess with them or they’ll shoot out your tires...
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that’s okay
I’ll be the little great granny - sitting on the stoop - also armed